Club Excuse Me

Club Excuse Me Review

Club Excuse Me is a Danish/German reality site. Horny Harry convinces teens to strip, and masturbate. It has a lot of other content online too, mostly in the teen genre.

I don't like the design much. Although it is colorful, it's too fancy for my taste, and they could have organized it better. You click on the banners in the members' area, to reach the subpages for the different teen stuff.

So let's see the main thing in here, Club Excuse Me content. If I counted right, there are 25 girls in the movies section. They aren't all that hot, I never was into German girls. Horny Harry tries convincing them on the street or in a hotel, to get rid of their clothes. Now the reality factor is very good, they talk all the time. Some girls change their mind at some point. The furthest Harry gets is having them strip, masturbate, and he touches them a bit.
There is a big downside though - most episodes are in Danish or German language. The few with English are also not perfect, since Harry's English is quite lousy. The movies are split in smaller parts, and only watchable in RM format. Quality is medium.

The photo section of Club Excuse Me is nothing special, I think many of them aren't even connected. There are 18 galleries, not that many shots, mediocre quality.

Der Schleicher is supposed to be some perverted bum, peeping on teens. Excuse me for not understanding German well. There are some more movies here. Then there's a more sections, with generic teen content. You also get access to Excuse Me Live, where you can watch live shows.
Now, there's a loyalty system, so you're supposed to get more bonus sites after a while. The thing is, this feature is quite shady, as it calculates the period based on many factors. It might actually take 2 months until you get something out of it.

Updates happen 3-4 times a week, spread out between all these sections.

I really don't like not being able to download the movies, nor the RM format. This site is not that enjoyable to people who don't speak Danish/German. All the bonus content is supposed to be exclusive, but the structure gives the leased stuff empire feeling. They should change the layout. I personally wouldn't pay 30$ monthly for this site.

No more updates here, they've stopped doing it basically.