I Love Monster Cocks

I Love Monster Cocks Review

Can you guess what I Love Monster Cocks is about? It has something to do with overly large dicks and the women who adore them I suppose. This site features a mix of models all taking the dick thick and long for maximum friction, stretch and enjoyment.

They have one of the coolest and cutest graphics I've ever seen at a porn site, just look at that guy! Gotta wonder who thought of that, but it's really well done. I never thought a cartoon penis would bring such a smile to my face, but alas.

I Love Monster Cocks has a bit of an abnormal navigation and site design in their members area, but once you get used to it it's very functional. The side bar just doesn't pop out I guess. However I really like the way the content is laid out for each episode, with everything on one long page and a good high quality graphic header.

There are single file downloadable WMV videos available in three sizes of 640x480, 320x240 and a lower bitrate 320x240. There are also medium quality MPG files too, as well as the scenes broken into 6 portions for people on slower connecttions.

They take digital photographs for each set which is nice, instead of just screen captures. You can download a ZIP archive for each image gallery as well.

The models are a mix of beautiful well known pornstars, and average looking industry chicks. There's even a few older milf type moms taking the big dicks in their older pussies here.

So there you have it, I think this is one of their smaller niche sites, and you get access to 12 other sites in addition to this with a membership. Many of the sites scored in the 80-85 range here at ASS when we reviewed them, so you can feel safe joining here. Membership costs $29.95 a month, or $49.95 for 3 months. Also you can get a trial, but I don't recommend it as it's limited and doesn't give you access to all the other sites.

I Love Monster Cocks started out their 2009 year on schedule, but lost track of it somewhere in the middle. They were doing normal weekly updates, and then in February of 2009 just stopped. Suddenly in June, things were rolling again, but this time on no schedule. There hasn't been an update in about 2 months at the time of this posting, so that doesn't bode too well. I think they just slowed updates across the network as a result of the economic problems everyone is facing. Porn is no exception, worse it seems even!