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Dita Von Teese Review
Dita.net, home to International playboy/pinup/fetish girl, Dita Von Teese. Dita is the ultimate modern-day Pin Up girl. Wearing corsets since age eighteen, she’s managed to shrink her waist to an unimaginable 16 and a half inches! Dita’s pale skin and erotic looks are reminiscent of Bettie Page herself. On the page you’ll find a massive pictorial archive, as well as a large video archive of Dita and her famous friends.
Upon entering the members section I was greeted by a crisp, dark motif, fitting for the page. Dita’s looks are the vampish haunting type, the more I saw of her, the more I wanted her. The pictorial galleries on the page are categorized as follows: New, Recent, Gold, and Live. The new and recent galleries share the same pics, (at different times) before they’re moved to the archive (New pics are eventually moved to Recent pics.)
The Gold gallery features high-quality 1600×1200 shots of Dita’s photoshoots. This is where I spent most of my browsing time – the detail applied to Dita’s makeup and lingerie is unmatched, it’s really nice being able to see her at maximum resolution. Check out the sample pics to the right for an example. As I mentioned before, the picture archive is large. 91 New galleries, 30 Recent galleries, 57 Gold galleries, and 13 Live galleries. The live galleries are shoots from various burlesque and live shows around the country.
Dita’s friends also make appearances in her photo gallery, recognizable names like Devin Devasquez, Aria Giovanni, Julie Strain, Victoria Zdrok, Deanna Brooks, Elke Jeinsen, and more. Dita’s photoshoots are not exclusive to one photographer either, she features a variety of artists’ work on her site. It allows for different motifs, members can expect a variety of photo techniques to be used. In addition to the professional Dita galleries, their’s also a ‘Members Own’ gallery. Pics taken of Dita at live events by fans and submitted to the site.
The video gallery is expansive, over 25 videos around 13 megs apiece are currently online. The movies are available in MPEG format and look fine when set to fullscreen. In addition to the quality, the video content itself is great. Everything from Dita’s striptease to her live shows, to clips of her full length videos, it’s all there.
[Update: Dita’s webmasters informed us that they’ve upgraded Dita’s video capture equipment, so we went back to check out the new clips. Teaseorama 2001! The clips are incredible. Dita does a fine job on stage.]
Membership also includes access to an Audio gallery. MP3’s of Dita talking on a variety of subjects, how she got started in modelling, how her photoshoot for Playboy came about, she talks about her diet, her favourite foods, there’s even an audio clip of her having phone sex!
Dita also makes a bi-monthly update to her on-line journal. It’s always nice when the stars of the site have some direct output somewhere on the site, be it in the form of a journal, forum or webcam show.
The site retails for $16.95 a month, which is cheaper than most sites of this calibre. If you like her look, there’s lots more of her inside.
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Posted by: Jim [hell] on 12-23-05
Is this site mostly softcore?
Posted by: Socks Manly [Toronto] on 10-25-05
lol. I will find the old 2003 e-mail that will put this “never been any videos on the site” business to rest. Perhaps there are none there now, but the review was written in 2003, when, in fact, there WAS video and audio on the site. If she downgraded her … [read more]
Posted by: Jessica W. [UK] on 06-06-05
I am quite surprised about the comments in this page.
I think that Dita is simply doing her job as an entertainer, helped by a famous partner/husband, and cannot see anything wrong it this.
I think she’s good looking, and the best or the worse depending on the viewer’s taste.
There’s … [read more]
Posted by: Jolene [NYC,NY] on 04-17-05
Your review sais ”The video gallery is expansive, over 25 videos around 13 megs apiece are currently online. The movies are available in MPEG format and look fine when set to fullscreen. In addition to the quality, the video content itself is great. Everything from Dita’s striptease to her live … [read more]
Posted by: Socks Manly [Toronto] on 04-01-05
Nobody writes reviews for us, we write them ourself, of course! We would never allow someone’s “people” to submit a review of their own site to us? Or am I misunderstanding. Our reviewer said “91 New galleries, 30 Recent galleries, 57 Gold galleries, and 13 Live galleries.” If he took … [read more]
