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Hells Kitchen XXX Review

Gordon Ramsay’s show Hell’s Kitchen has been given a porn makeover, in the form of a new DVD, part of the Hustler Parody series.

It’s a retail XXX DVD, but as far as the internet goes it’s basically a free add-on to Hustler.com as well.

While I wouldn’t normally list something like this, since it isn’t really its own site, I thought the cheeky bastards over there deserved some extra attention to their new kitchen and chef sex fantasy site.

Plus I’m a cook myself who enjoys watching his television show on the tube sometimes. The actor they picked to play Gordon even yells and screams like him – but also gets to stick his dick into some warm woman pudding at the end.

The scenes are filmed in and around the kitchen, and also outside in a bar or lounge type setting at a restaurant. I wish they’d done more kitchen shoots though in the professional kitchen they were lucky to be able to use to shoot in. I dunno, just seems more at home there.

The DVD is called This Ain’t Hells Kitchen XXX, but I’m sure the site will go by the more standard Hell’s Kitchen XXX as it’s easier to spell and remember.

The female chefs featured are Aiden Starr, Callie Dee, Kagney Linn Karter, Kylee Reese, Missy Stone, and Veronica Rayne. They’re hoping to learn how to saute, pan fry, blanch and braise with the best, but instead all they get is a hot meat injection. Let’s face it, these girls look for a recipe every time they need to boil a pot of water anyways.

This Ain’t Hells Kitchen XXX is a small site, but a worthy addition to Hustler with a lot of creativity stirred in. Get it? Stirred… Anyways.. If you haven’t been a member of Hustler lately, this could be a good opportunity to check things out again. I’m sure Gordon Ramsay himself will be curious enough to signup, pulling out his credit card and English dick – in that order.

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