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K Porns Review

Those of you with both a hunger for Hungarian girls and house music, take note. There must be a DJ over at www.kporns.com because accompanying each video set is an upfront tune (e.g., Main Element “Take Me Down”). Ah, the sounds of clubland mixed with the sounds of sexual bliss.

Kporns is a straightforward video sex site. Sure it’s got pictures (stills from the mpegs), but the focus here is on the videos. They stream wonderfully with Windows Media Player 9 and/or download to your hard drive in seconds (for those with DSL or cable). The navigable interface consists of one long page with thumbnails to the video sets. Each mpeg is 1 or 2 minutes long (about 4 to 5 mb). Each set contains 10 to 20 of these clips for a grand total of approximately 20 minutes per girl. Since the clips are numerous but short, it makes sense to playlist them on your player for uninterrupted viewing. Quality is good.

Currently (as of Feb 12, 2003), there are 27 sets featuring about 18 different girls. Updates are scheduled every 2 or 3 days. Although the site says it has “extreme hardcore,” the featured sex is by-the-book vaginal, anal, and oral. Boy-girl, girl-girl, group sex, and solo masturbation are your choices here and there are no condoms used in any of the sets. Most of the ejaculations are mouth/facial (swallowing and dribbling), but several pearl necklaces and a few internal ones are featured too. Most of the sets are indoors, in bed or living rooms. There is not a lot of introduction, build-up, or foreplay.

The girls are typically Eastern European: thin, very pretty to gorgeous, small to medium breasts (natural), and not a lot of make-up. Blondes, brunettes, and mostly long hair. Pubic hair is either closely trimmed or shaven. Most of the girls at KPorns do not have any visible piercings or tattoos. They are all in their early to mid-20s. The free tour on the site gives you thumbnails of all the girls so you can decide if their looks are your cup of tea. On the featured videos, the girls’ sexual energy ranges from lukewarm
to hot. I do not think any of the video sets feature (or purport to) the girls having orgasms.

And who are the lucky men with these girls? They range from fit to
close-to-fit and are pretty varied. You will not become familiar with their faces, if this is a consideration.

Some of the video sets feature the kscans logo. If you were or are
an existing Kscans.com member, be advised you may see some cross-over. I e-mailed Kporns.com’s customer service about this and their quick and courteous response said each site provides enough different material. If you have concerns, e-mail before you join to make sure you will not be duplicating clips already in your collection. Customer service also welcomes comments and suggestions on what members would like to see.

Drawing from my experience, this site is about one tier away from comparing to 1by-day.com overall, but is similar in the sex (multiple positions) and filming technique (hand-held camera). The girls are perhaps a notch or two less glammy (they are not in expensive lingerie or dresses), but the scheduled frequent updates that feature boy-girl or group sex (for the most part — sometimes the set will just be oral sex) are a strong point. However sometimes you will have to wait until the next update to see the end of the
set (e.g., the ejaculation). You’ll know you are at the end of a set because you will see the words “the end” at the final clip. On the upside, older video sets are not taken offline to make way for new ones.

Memberships are 30 days for $24.95 and discounts are available for longer commitments. Take a look at the site’s homepage and free tour. Practically all of the video sets are there in thumbnails so you can decide if this is to your liking. There are no extras here and I see no overwhelming need to extend your membership beyond 30 days to get your fill of kporns.com. What you see is what you get and I would like to see a bit more content initially. For right now the site is establishing itself.

But if Eastern European girls are your thing and you enjoy your sex
uncomplicated, uncondomed, and with a little techno throw in, you might want to give this site a shot. At worst, you will have a month to download a very nice collection of clips. At best, you will continue or develop your infatuation with Hungarian women. Hey, perhaps a trip to Budapest this summer.

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