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Splat Bukkake Review

I can’t think of too many bukkake sites out of England, if there are any others even. I thought English girls were more fickle than this, more posh. Usually bukkake porn is reserved for places like Japan, Germany, Russia and what not. A UK bukkake site is quite special I think.

The site has an amateur sort of feel to it, which is because this is a relatively new site from a company that doesn’t run any other porn sites. This is good in some aspects, as they focus all their efforts here, and they chose bukkake as their lifestyle choice, so that says a lot right there too.

Inside I see that the splatting cumshots started in February of 2010, and they’ve racked up quite a few sets since then, updating quite often. Mostly it’s around 3 days between sets, but other times I see they’ve had longer gaps up to about 15 days. However they are with the scheduling, they’ve managed to release 56 bukkake scenes live from the UK this year so far, quite a bit really.

Also I can happily report that the content is totally legit, they really do host bukkake parties in the UK and I saw a link where you can apply for an invitation if you’re a guy who wants to be in one of their videos. Most of the girls don’t talk much, but if they do you can clearly hear their English accents, and lots of the guys talk or crack jokes in the background too.

Some of the scenes just have the bukkake finishes, while others are more full length, broken down into parts for downloading. It’s not uncommon to start a video here and see a guy already busting his nuts on a chick’s face, then others getting in on the fun too.

So there’s the good, now onto the bad. The videos are pretty short, and not big in size either. They’re 640×480 at 1,500k bitrates, which is about medium sized nowadays. Each video clip runs about 35-50mb each, and sometimes a scene will have one, two or three parts to it.

The thumbnails they take from the videos to use as navigation don’t even do the videos justice, they movies do look better than those thumbnail images suggest, which is another thing they could clean up.

In my opinion they’re doing a lot of things right, I can see they’re focused on this project, they release news on a regular basis, all the content is from 2010, etc. However they’re failing to take advantage of what’s available to them as far as technology goes, and it’s producing a site that just doesn’t feel polished.

I suggest they grab a new video camera that records at 1080i, and encode their videos at say 1280×720. Secondly, they should film the scenes from the time the girl walks in the door. Hell it’s porn, let’s be honest. You invite them in, make sure they’re ready, then send them outside again to knock on the door like they were never there before. Get them to speak a bit! Some guys actually like hearing English women speak with their accents, especially Americans where most of the porn customers are from. Now shoot everything from start to finish, end with 30-60+ minutes of quality porn, give that shit a rough edit and call it an update.

It’s like they’re already doing the hard parts by organizing these parties, the least they could do is put their all into creating a wicked video of it.

Okay end rant, I hope they’ll take some constructive criticism and put out some nice long HD porn over the coming weeks, they’re really not far off.

As it stands, Splat Bukkake is off to a great start, they have over 50 scenes in less than a year, and I think there’s probably a nice market for a facial cumshot site out of Britain. Sticking in our British Porn category for lack of having a relevant Bukkake niche.

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